Douchey Moments in History

Dec 09, 2010 08:22

Welcome to another edition of Douchey Moments in History!

"I love you"
I know, I know... when it comes to douchey phrases, "I love you" wouldn't be one of the first to come to mind. And the fact is, Noah doesn't actually do any thing douchey in this clip. In fact, he's not even in the scene I've linked to, and the text message that gets Luke all ( Read more... )

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rhiannonhero December 9 2010, 15:53:39 UTC
I don't remember seeing this one for some reason! I've been so busy! But this was amazing and Noah sucks. I love how you take him apart and show him for the piece of doodoo abusive schmuck he is.

And this: at this point, Noah could say "good morning" and I'd think it was douchey.

Haha! Me, too! I'd probably be all like, "There you go again, douche, trying to control Luke's every thought, trying to make him admit that it's a good morning, even if he's having a shitty one! Douche!" :P LOL!

Ugh. Noah.

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_alicesprings December 9 2010, 20:31:12 UTC
I love how you take him apart and show him for the piece of doodoo abusive schmuck he is.

Me too! You really, really can't deny that Noah Mayer's a grade A douche!! Well, some people can, but they are dumb. :D

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ayumidah December 9 2010, 17:58:56 UTC
The writing for Nuke was so poor.

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peggin December 9 2010, 21:50:51 UTC
That depends... if we were expected to see them as some great, romantic supercouple, then yeah, very poor writing. But if Noah was supposed to come across as a douchebag, then I've got to give the writers high marks for a job well done!

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rhiannonhero December 9 2010, 21:56:50 UTC
WORD.

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im_with_him84 December 10 2010, 00:27:47 UTC
I know it's been speculated and discussed so many times, but I just DON'T UNDERSTAND how anyone can root for Noah. I just don't. He's a douche, and it's so obvious that he just has no redeeming qualities. It boggles the mind.

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suzvoy December 9 2010, 18:44:37 UTC
The evidence piles up higher and higher...

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_alicesprings December 9 2010, 20:15:38 UTC
how much of a douche does Noah have to be if the big warning sign that sends an alarm off in Luke's head, the one thing that makes Luke start to think that the message didn't sound like something Noah would say, and that maybe Noah wasn't the one who sent the message, is the fact that the message was signed "I love you"?

WORLD'S BIGGEST DOUCHE.

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cam_a December 9 2010, 21:25:05 UTC
If you're Luke you really can't win with Noah, can you?! Everything is a catch-22 with him. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't!
Douchebag!

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peggin December 10 2010, 15:26:48 UTC
No, Luke really could never win with Noah. Like in the scene where Luke called Damian for going off on his own rather than going to the police, and Noah was all, "You're no stranger to going off on your own"... I am completely convinced that if Luke had instead been all, "Well, Damian, your heart was in the right place and you did your best", then Noah would have been all, "How can you condone what he did? He should have gone to the police!"

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