Me: "Hey Paul, you've got a big smudge of something on your forehead. It looks like laser toner or something." Paul: It's Ash Wednesday today. It's a religious observance. Me: Oh.
So I'm in the lobby waiting for the elevator, not paying attention, singing a Tori Amos song...y'know, like ya do. So the door opens and the girl inside hears, "...when you gonna love you as much as I do...". Oh hello, I didn't see you there. Heh heh.
What the crap. I'm living in the 21st century, bitches. Look ma, no hands! Let's get stupid. So, for breakfast today, I ate a salami and swiss cheese sandwich with mayonnaise
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