"This exhortation strikes us as idle persiflage."

Aaah, the judge is such an absurd creature.

I got a pure cashmere Harrison 3/4 length coat for $100 at the bluefly sample sale in SoHo yesterday. I believe that means that I've officially won at life.

I'm so not ready for law school. I think I lack the mental maturity. I still have to supress the urge to giggle when I hear the word "duty." Torts is gonna be a challenge.

So I've given this a lot of deep thought, - I've been in intense internal deliberations for, literally, the past 7 seconds - and I've come to the conclusion that Gwen Stefani looks much better as a brunette. Also, the dude in the Cool video looks not unlike a lemur, or some other small, furry, pointy-faced animal.

I just brushed my teeth in the shower. I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. It gives me something to do while the conditioner is working its magic and it streamlines my whole post-shower routine. I'm so innovative sometimes.

President Bush was asked today if he planned to fire Karl Rove, a senior aide at the center of an investigation over the unmasking of an undercover C.I.A.
officer, and he offered only a stony silence in reply.

"Are you going to fire him?" the president was asked twice in a brief Oval ( Read more... )

The final arm-wrestle in Over the Top might be the best thing ever put to celluloid. And I'm not prone to hyperbole.

It lasts like two minutes, it's all in slow motion, Stallone sprouts a nose-bleed, the little kid is on the verge of tears, and there's even an old lady cheering her heart out. Amazing.

So, I'm in a sketchy internet cafe on 5th Ave and I'm on my way to the cocktail reception and I kind of really have to take a shit. This should be interesting.