Who Would Win? Why? Explain.

[noble_reliance]

Astronauts
VS
Cavemen

Comments

[dead_eye_dallas]

Do the astronauts have weapons?

[noble_reliance]

What kind of weapons do astronauts use in the first place, Sam? I mean really, not like they have -laser guns- or anything. So to answer your quesetion: You tell me.

[dead_eye_dallas]

I dunno, space welders? Perhaps a giant boom crane?

[noble_reliance]

Do you realize how heavy that stuff would be on Earth? Cause it is weightless in Space (right?). So they can't very well weild their "Space Weapons" at a Caveman.

Arlen says...

[anonymous]

are the cavemen the really sophisticated ones from those commercials where they get all offended when people talk down to them???

Re: Arlen says...

[noble_reliance]

Seeing as how those are -actors- portaying a "now-a-days" version of our Cave companions, no not those Cavemen. I'm talking the Cavemen that fought dinosaurs with their bare(or rather "bear")hands.

[big_eddy]

astronauts would win hands down

[noble_reliance]

Why? Explain. You must give a reasonable explination to your hypothesis

[big_eddy]

if the astronaut showed up in the space suit it might scare away the caveman. so the astronaut would win by default

[lheannon]

That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.

[noble_reliance]

Fantastic thesis, Max. Absolutely brilliant. Not to mention damn hilarious, I'm laughing so hard, the people I work with are giving me weird looks.

[eye_sac]

I agree that the caveman would win, for all the specified reasons above. Astronaut wouldn't have a chance.

[noble_reliance]

Y'know Mr. Kirby made a -very- good statement: "Really... I think it just comes down to whoever swings first. Cause Astronauts have those giant space-wrenches they use to fix stations. And Cavemen, well they have their giant Neolithic Clubs. Both use very heavy weapons and whoever swong and hit the other first, would clean the others' clock. So yeah, whoever swings first."