Mama. Slytherins. Socks. Weather.

[noblerot]

Happy Mother's Day to my Lithuanian mama, who survived Hitler, Stalin, my father and me. She is 4'10" and shrinks about an inch a year. These days she resides in a a Washington state retirement community, where she reads newspapers in three languages and mutters darkly about the Republicans and Opus Dei. Back in my punk-rock days, she denied that I

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[japanpeterpan]

Where is Lucius kneeling before Relphemort? Where is Snape peeling back the sleeve of his robe to reveal the unspeakable? Where is Draco doing his bitchy, blond, taut-buttocked thang?
You realize this is basically fic. Or maybe I just read it that way.
<3

[noblerot]

Fic? But they have a confrontation of sorts at the end of canon!GoF. Voldie calls Lucius his "slippery friend." It's all in the subtext, baby.

[noblerot]

...aaaand Snape indeed rolls up his sleeve. As for Draco's buttocks, well. He's a young man. And an athlete. If his buttocks aren't taut, I'll eat my head.

[japanpeterpan]

[insert tasteless joke about taut buttocks and 'head' correlation here]

[scarah2]

They're hiding it because it's TOO AWESOME to show us.

How many trailers were there for PoA, like three or something? I think the first one had a shot of Sirius in the "dark tower" (wtf ever that is) and there wasn't any Shack footage until the 2nd or 3rd, if we can use PoA as any kind of a guide.

They also don't seem to be showing us anything from the third task aside from the aerial view of the maze, so the whole last half of the movie is pretty close to the vest.

[noblerot]

So they're saving the good stuff for later? I'm down with that. Maybe by September we'll have a Voldie-centric trailer. It will begin in darkness. Then a voice cuts through the blackness:

"Robe me."

Yessss.

[mariannec]

OMG, yes!

[kero_sama]

Oh, my! I´m uneable to stop myself to think about Voldemort/Ralph raising completely nude froom the cauldron......

"robe me" for what? ~__^

[laurelwood]

Where is Snape peeling back the sleeve of his robe to reveal the unspeakable?

Ooh, no. Showing that would spoil 6 more months of "they'd better not cut or truncate the forearm nudity or I'll fall on a knife, I swear I will!" anticipatory slavering on my part.

[noblerot]

Forearm nudity.

*shivers*

[aubrem]

You and me both Laurel.

[la_sonnambula]

where she reads newspapers in three languages and mutters darkly about the Republicans and Opus Dei.

Your Lithuanian mama sounds rockular.

The mood of the trailer is so overblown. The students are going to a quidditch tournament, not Agincourt to fight the French.

[noblerot]

Your icon... it disturbs me. And yet I cannot stop staring.

[la_sonnambula]

You can't stop staring at the cuteness. That must be it.

[underlucius]

*CAPS LOCK*

DON'T FORGET ME!

Kids! Kids Kids!!! yuk!

xxx

[noblerot]

*clingz and criez*

OMG teh children surround us.