Comments | noblerot: The Life Neurotic.

noblerot

The Life Neurotic.

Nov 21, 2005 02:24

Shit. Shoot me now. Two weeks ago, in a snit, I turned down an interview with Cillian Murphy. I'd wanted to talk to Neil Jordan, see, but my editor wanted Cillian Murphy. No, I pouted, I wanna talk to the diiirreeectoorrr!!11!!

Then I saw Breakfast on PlutoFuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck. Shoot me now ( Read more... )

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iibnf November 21 2005, 11:20:39 UTC

I'd defile your corpse, too, except I wouldn't soil my hands my touching someone who'd turned down an interview with Cillian Murphy*, not even if you were dead, because, man, stupid like that might to be catching.

Tsk. And I say again: Tsk.

* I'm thinking, in my head, (as opposed to thinking in my armpit) that interview in this case is a euphamism for hot and steamy lemur sex.

noblerot November 21 2005, 11:29:07 UTC

*criez*

Rub more salt in the wound, baby. I deserve it.

heidi8 November 21 2005, 11:27:27 UTC

Great letter to Bill the Swill but...

You...

Cillian...

AND YOU DIDN'T!?!?!?!??

Becausehedidthisscenewithgrayoldmaninbatmanbeginsandheneedstoplayhislittlebrotheryesplease. Also, pretty.

noblerot November 21 2005, 11:30:08 UTC

I know.
I know.
I know.
Believe me, I know.

heidi8 November 21 2005, 13:52:31 UTC

Wow! So many people on your flist have Really Pretty Cillian icons!

noblerot November 21 2005, 20:53:18 UTC

You're cruel. CRUEL.

darkrosetiger November 21 2005, 11:30:05 UTC

Two weeks ago, in a snit, I turned down an interview with Cillian Murphy.

You were sick, right? You were feverish. That's it.

noblerot November 21 2005, 11:32:03 UTC

I'm thinking I'm profoundly ill. Also... I'd forgotten, somehow, who Cillian Murphy was. By the time I remembered, it was too late. They'd passed the interview on to someone else.

*throws noose over wood beam*

swear_jar November 21 2005, 12:02:13 UTC

Eggplant Mike icon! High five!

telesilla November 21 2005, 11:35:05 UTC

Great letter to Bill!

Bummer about your stuff; your landlord throwing stuff out like that is the suck.

Um ... You didn't interview Cillian Murphy. I think I'd plead temporary insanity if I were you.

noblerot November 21 2005, 20:56:45 UTC

Life is an abyss. I'm gonna move to Sacramento.

pride_of_erin November 21 2005, 11:39:38 UTC

*Fangirls your letter-writing rant*. Ah, a soul after my own heart.

*Applauds*

(BTW, I adore your layout. I could sit and stare at Lee's collarbone all day).

noblerot November 21 2005, 20:58:19 UTC

Lee's collarbone gives me great joy. On my putzy laptop screen, though, I can't see Meloni's Mega-Neck of Predatory Power. This causes great sorrow.