Comments | noblerot: A Plague of Cute

noblerot

A Plague of Cute

Feb 06, 2006 18:19

Overrun by wild mice. Infiltrated. INFESTED.

Cute! Malodorous! WAY TOO SMART TO VENTURE INTO THE LIVE TRAPS I'VE SET FOR THEM!!!!11!!!

They had babies in my bed while I was out of town.

Doom.

ETA: More singing kittens.

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iibnf February 7 2006, 02:30:36 UTC

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Cutest biblical plague ever!

noblerot February 7 2006, 02:39:09 UTC

I know! If only I could housetrain them, I'd let them stay. Although having babies in my bed was just WRONG, dude.

rileyc February 7 2006, 02:31:17 UTC

Ooh! Oooh! I could FedEx you some cats to handle the problem. Honest, it would a pleasure.

noblerot February 7 2006, 02:40:42 UTC

Eeeek. But I couldn't bear to see them hurt! That's my conundrum. They're the bane of my life right now, but so CUTE. They're the size of grapes.

lolaraincoat February 7 2006, 03:07:47 UTC

But think of the happiness you would bring to the cats!

You could borrow ours if you like.

noblerot February 7 2006, 08:56:12 UTC

*criez*

MURDER IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!!!

mindlikeasieve February 7 2006, 03:16:58 UTC

Oh dear!

I would loan you our old cat... but I don't think she'd know what to do with one (let alone a whole family.)

Man! I love those singing kittens! I have a beautiful "We Are Your Overlords!" mug when they still had the Nordic kittens singing Zeppelin's Immigrant Song. I haven't seen the site for a while. I might have to get me another mug with the Red Army kittens singing to LAIBACH! hahaha! Ooh... that might scare away yer critters... fascist disco kittens in snappy uniforms!

noblerot February 7 2006, 08:57:34 UTC

The kittens sing Laibach? How did I miss that one?

mindlikeasieve February 7 2006, 14:45:53 UTC

Yeah! Go to rathergood.com and look in the left sidebar for one called "stompy"

darkrosetiger February 7 2006, 04:14:00 UTC

Want to borrow Joxur? We've had mouse issues recently, and to our surprise, Joxur actually managed to catch the babies. He didn't eat them--he just batted them around and terrified them. I feel a little guilty for laughing as hard as I did.

noblerot February 7 2006, 08:59:08 UTC

Waaah!!! Everyone is offering me their cats! You all want these little mice dead!

*criez and flailz wildly*

tekalynn February 7 2006, 07:07:38 UTC

What Would Edward Lear Do?

noblerot February 7 2006, 09:07:48 UTC

Write a limerick and mock me.

tekalynn February 7 2006, 09:17:08 UTC

There once was a young San Franciscan
Who was troubled by nocturnal friskin'.
Though perturbed by the mice,
She felt they were nice,
That sweet-tempered young San Franciscan.

tekalynn February 7 2006, 09:18:15 UTC

Bah. Change "felt" to "believed" in the fourth line. *snivel*

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