It seems the powers that be here have an unconventional sense of humor. Or perhaps it's something else.

At least it doesn't seem to be fatal. Though it could prove to be if you wander in the wrong places.

It seems the people on the network aren't the only ones here who have a fondness for Valentine's day.

It would be foolish to complain about a holiday that encourages people to be loving to one another, so I'll just say it's been a while since I've seen a dance like that. Tomorrow should be interesting to see.

I have never used one of these devices and I'll be honest and say that I never had an intent to do so anytime soon. However, the people who greeted me when I arrived were most insistent on its uses.

They told me to say hello.

Hello.