you know, i just cant understand women, no matter how hard i try, im pretty good at the game and i can sleep with them, no problem, but when i actually want a girlfriend (as seldom as that is) i do everything i think is right, i buy them anything take them anywhere and let them do as they please and i get thrown out like a used tampon, then one of ( Read more... )

Highway robbery! damn you government!!!!! you give me all this pretty money and you taunt me with it, then out of nowhere you take sooo much of it away! owed.....1400 dollars throughout a year to probation,piss tests, 50 hours of community service, oh and my personal favorite, drug counseling, how are you gonna make a man who hasn't marijuana in 5 ( Read more... )

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$1400 dollars bitches!!!!!!!! thank you US gov't

i got my mofuggin car

i kicked you,your babys dead
i kicked you, your babys dead
i kicked you, your babys dead
ha ha ha your babys dead

y-o-u-r-e g-a-y