i want one of these

so its been a minute since i updated ( Read more... )

"It's been my experience that these fat internet chicks are more than desperate enough to tolerate plenty of attitude. I mean, you'd be surprised to find out just how many fat girls are on AOL looking for ANY dude to come over and fuck them. If I were a serial killer my closet would be packed full of three hundred pound corpses in a week."

who needs a direction in life ( Read more... )

aside from jake, tonight was probably one of the most useless nights off ive evcr had. sometimes the idea of hating life at work seems to be a more appealing idea than hating life at home because i get paid to do it there ( Read more... )

i think it would be cool if land was sanctioned off to form a reservation of sorts where you could live there and be a survivalist. a place where you could respect the life the earth gives if you knew how to use it right. and ones survival and status would be determined only by the strength of their character.

lame

if im the only one excited about the new harry potter movie, you're all a bunch of fucking idiots.

dont forget your cel phone is in your pocket so that when you go to the bathroom to pee, oblivious, and the phone rings, you dont almost piss out your kidneys.

twitch