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Your crooked smile, baby, lookin at the bar ( Read more... )

The rats are in the pantry,
eating all my lunch.

Nibbling at the cereals,
scuttling Cap'n Crunch.

What's this, a chocolate chip or two?
The truth is more insipid.

Deposits paid in pellet form
on every single visit.

Bands of brooding buglers
toot like moody dudes
googling crude doodles
of poodles with noodles.

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Stepping out from a steaming shower
to lie atop my crumpled clothes
i felt irony

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rancid remains
of what i ate
lying in bundles
upon the floor.
"Eat at Joe's"

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Jacob's creeping through my veins
Mary's fingers knead my brain
Jacob's creek and Mary Jane

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Do you suffer from hay fever analogies?

Like dusty pillow fights on freshly cut grass.

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Do you have symptoms that strike below the belt?

Talk to your doctor about suspenders.

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 If ever you stalk a stork,
look up for on stilts do they walk.
All troubles aside
he simply can't hide
but note he won't fit on your fork.