Brotherman, birthday boy
Special birthday filled with joy

Like a diamond, precious gold
mature aged, senior, very old

Now be careful of your hips
easy fracture if you slips.

Rubber matt in the shower
help delay your final hour

Party on but carefully
for you're unyoung and elderly.

Alright, stop. scratchin' your head and listen

lice are back with an infestation

Some ticks grab a hold of me tightly

Flow of blood ooze daily and nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know.

Kill all the mites and i'll go

To the extreme i rip hair my by the handful

Light up in flames then wax my head like a candle.

do you breathe easy
or do you heave and wheeze?

does each inhalation
whistle through your teeth?

can you catch a strawberry
and place it underneath

a seat to sit, an ordinary
place to rest your feet.

When the ivory tower,
elephentually teeters,
the trumpets will call
and all will fall
truncating the weakest

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There once was a man named Noddy
who penned poems decidedly shoddy
by day he did sigh, how else to get by?
could i profit by selling my body?

(from g+ 18th april)

to the tune of: http://grooveshark.com/s/Technologic/4zReIK?src=5

missed it, saw it, glimpsed it, pawed it 
peeked it, peeped it, watch
re-watch it

mind it, note it, read it, wrote it
scan it, scout it, see
unsee it.

stare it, scope it, spy it, spot it
peer it, view it, squint
misfire it

craved it, want it, need it, wish it
yearn it, pine ( Read more... )

Bugs on the Brain

I got bugs on the brain 
Making me insane.
I'm smokin' a cigar and I can't complain. No
No no no, i can explain
Why a bug like me can sip champagne
In the fast lane flyin' with my bug-like brain
I reign on the road i'm hear to stay.
After pain like this you'll need cocaine.
I'ma drill yo' teeth no novocaine.

I got bugs on the brain.
Can i ( Read more... )

I can see you like cats from the way that you walk

It’s less of a shuffle and more of a stalk

I can see you like cats from the way that you look

With a sidewards glance that can’t be mistook

Clear and coherent, well spoken not slurred

A questioning meow or a comforting purr

Even when seated with feet beneath heated

Your grace, nonchalant, but in secret, ( Read more... )

Millie
Happy Birthday Millie!
So sorry this comes late!
We feel a little silly
that you did have to wait.
Now while we don't encourage 
you to play with all your food
(As in many places it's
considered rather rude)
We hope you can imagine 
crazy characters to create
All of whom can be designed on 
your new dinner plate.
Toby
Hapy birthday Toby!
I heard that you ( Read more... )