Voicemail

[nofishinmypond]

Hey, this is Jack. Message, beep -- you know the drill.

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[auntie_vida]

Special Delivery!

[cowboy_sailor]

"Hey Jack this is Tully Mars. I'm calling to invite to to Thanksgiving Dinner at the lighthouse. Just in case you didn't see the flyers."

[atreideslioness]

[From here.]

"I'm sorry, but I don't think I know you, and you sound a bit young for me. I'm not quite sure what you're getting up to in the dorms, and I am rather sure I do not want to know, but please do not call me again."

[justlike_a_girl]

[From here]

"I don't know who the hell you are, but I am not a drunk and I don't have stupid ideas!"

[futuresmuggler]

[ From here!]

"Hey, I never said I wanted to spank you. But you might think about trying it. You might find you even like it."