Voicemail

[nofishinmypond]

Hey, this is Jack. Message, beep -- you know the drill.

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[magdaofslovenia]

[ from here]

"Darling, you know we're well past the naked stage of our relationship. And as flattering as that reminder is, I really can't see that changing any time soon. Do stop by, though. We really must catch up. Bye now."

[auntie_vida]

[From here.]

"Well, pumpkin, you're welcome to look, but keep your hands to yourself."

[divinesurfchick]

"Jaaack? It's Dite . . . I need a faaaavor. I have a phone . . . thingie . . . going on, where the phone won't work, and I called the company and they said they'd fix it but I have to sign, which means I have to be there, and it's tomorrow, sooo . . . could we switch days this week? You come in on Friday, just this once? Let me know? Thanks!"

She hung up, wondering if she should have offered him free porn for taking the Friday shift.