Temptation

[noisegeek]

About once a year I get the urge to buy a really Hi-res pornographic image and print it on a 4'x8' board, just so when people visit I can say, "Why yes, that is an eight foot tall vagina". Unfortunately, there are two three problems with this.
1. Paying for porn is just wrong.
2. I think seeing a clitoris the size of a basketball every day would

Comments

[o_bibblesworth]

Just tell your parents that it's a rare Georgia O'Keefe painting.

[wont_shut_up]

can you make one of those for me? i have no morals, and my father was a gynocologist, so it wouldnt bother my parents.