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Well, that's not the way to start a new year.  I'm not one give a shit when a musician leaves us, but when this jumped up on MSN this morning, that truly bummed me out.

 Just had my new wheels and tires installed.  Motegi Traklite in gunmetal.  14.2 pounds of forged aluminum goodness.  max performance summer tires:  Goodyear Eagle F1 GS-D3...

fuck, I'll be getting into alot of trouble this summer.

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hey man,

can i exploit your name and likeness to create and market a
"Jeremy Mahler" Pez dispenser?

I know you probably dont want your head on a pez dispenser, especially since i'm not offering you any of the profits... but, dude...

I just lost my ass on the "Heath Ledger life-extend" vitamins I was trying to market, and i need to recoup my ( Read more... )

yeah, iknow... every year, every holiday, i go off on some freakish rant about why it sucks or what i have to put in my ass to distract myself from the agony of the season. it happens ( Read more... )

had my entire CD collection stolen last year. you could only imagine how devastating that is... or how heinous it is trying to recoup something like that. alot of artists and albums are reletively easy to find through people, but those truly important ones always manage to hide from you (or my friends are just gay, and dont have it if MTV didnt ( Read more... )

so, i had this weird dream last night. i was walking around this strange house, trying to find the seemingly non-existent door to leave. room after room, down every hallway... nothing ( Read more... )

the original title of this post was: "9-11"... trendier than beanie babies???? . but i figured i'd leave warning ( Read more... )

yes, she had a first, middle and last name, fools... how would you have felt if your parents just named you "peanut", and left it at that ( Read more... )

tommorow (friday) i have to drive to the Veterinary Hospital to put my hedgehog, Gabby, to sleep ( Read more... )

to those who where there on my birthday, i want to thank you. you made it the great night it was ( Read more... )