1. Your friends hate you more than you do.
2. Your ex-girlfriend used you as a rebound.
3. Your profile picture is
this.
4. You wish you were half the man little Tommy is.
5. You're on the Subway diet.
6. You randomly yell "Chickens" throughout a movie.
7. Your outlook on life resembles the old lady's in this post:
Click to read8. You date
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