Guess I'm not getting an apartment after all.
Hello dorms.

http://jesuspenis.ericschwartz.com/media/video/JP_QT.mov

Funniest thing ever.
Poop.

I WANT TO WORK AT PIER 1.

"When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible but in the end, they always fall -think of it, always." -Ghandi

Kerry lost and I'm fucking bitter.
But, the election is over.

And now I think of bigger and better things.
Like Christmas.

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It's November.
I love it.

The outcome of Washington Redskins home football games has correctly predicted the winner of every U.S. presidential election since 1936.

If the Packers win, then Kerry will win.
If the Redskins win, then Bush will win.

adfhpindfhlkanelrnh!!!!!!!!!

PACKERS WON!#%^!#^#&^@&@$&#$&
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