Actually, you stupid slut, I have a new livejournal.

WAY TO BE A FUCKING STALKER!
Fucking crazy bitch.

By the way, your mom was sitting out in front of my house the other day...that's ok, I wouldn't want to be with you either.

(I'm watching my house/car and if anything happens to it, I'll call the cops on you faster than you can turn a trick.)

Today we are heading to West Chester...home of Bam Margera and the college I was suppossed to go to.
We're going to get the Mini Cooper of Mike's dreams...which costs $22,900.
Yeeeah.

Worst insult of the day:
"Honey, you look like the fat/ugly girl who went crazy in The Craft! I forget her name but I know she couldn't get any decent acting roles ( Read more... )

I don't understand stupidity.

I really hope a lot of people just die.

AWWW, I'M SO ANGRRRRYYYYY.

Yeah, right.
Ha.

I lost my voice.
Mike is getting a Mini Cooper.
I am starting to like work.

LJ is totally getting lame.

I feel like crap.

I work a lot.
I hang out with MA MA MIKEY a lot.

And now I'm sick.

But, I love that Sidekick commerical with Snoop Dogg.

I GOT THE JOB AT PETCO.

It pay $7.25 just to start.
The manager is this cute pregnant lady who "likes my outgoing personality."
I'm happy.
I start tomorrow, though, at 8 am.
I have to learn how to feed the animals...like the snakes and shit.
Great.
Whatever, this is making me so happy.

Plus it's right next to Chipolte.
Holy burrito.

Some people are so fucking idiotic ( Read more... )

I applied at PetCo.
And they made me fill out a "survey" that took me an hour.
"What would you do if you would out that one of your co-workers was using illegal drugs?"
"Can you count to 10?"
"Agree or disagree: People lie to get ahead in their careers."

I REALLY want to work there.

Mikey is really sick.
He's dying.

( You know you live in Ellicott City when... )

My dad is sick ( Read more... )

Just one bad day after another...