I notice that lately I haven't much to say...that's probably because there isn't a thought in my vapid head.

But...
Shaun of the Dead was excellent.

I ate too fast and now I have to fart.

AND.

Tonight we're getting a blender.

I'm getting snakebites tonight.
And then I'm getting a new tat soon.

Nevermind.
Because my mom is a bitch and likes to make me feel like shit, it's not happening tonight.

I HATE doctors.
I'm getting major surgery in October.

I realize that I clean when I am pissed off.

Sorry if I wanted to spend time with you and you would rather:
1) sleep.
2) go play at WORK.
3) do anything else but hang out with me.

My boyfriend and I went to a really nice resturant, but he had to ruin it by telling the waitress he was gay and asking for the number of one of the waiters.
Just for shits and giggles.

He got the number, though.

I love my boyfriend ( Read more... )

Tonight is the last night I am spending home.
I refuse to continue to sit on my ass.

SOOOOOOO ( Read more... )

WELCOME TO THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.

Broke my butt bone? No, I wish.

It was a fucking ABCESS.
which is like a pimple...INSIDE you.
They have to drain it, which they did yesterday, and yes, it was the most painful thing.
I have never been in so much unbearable pain in my life.