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[noisrevni]

You know what I hate? Getting some really good sleep and waking up realizing you said you would come in early to work that night, fifteen minutes after you were supposed to come in early

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[grannybananny]

I find it ironic that this particular douche is so unhygenic.

Also, what is this wet nap? And good call on naming him Rank.

To amuse yourself on this shift, I'd try and see how many subtle digs at his odor you can sneak into conversation without his knowing. "I really like RANKin Bass." that kind of thing.

[noisrevni]

I did that last shift. And the shift before that I sprayed him with fabric refresher for ten minutes straight until I could stand to be near him and not vomit. The shift before that I was still trying to be subtle so I made him clean things ensuring that he would smell like lysol and orange glo instead.

Evidently he took offense to being attacked by deodorizer because he didn't seem to find my puns funny.

[grannybananny]

I was actually going to suggest spraying him but I figured it was too obvious.

Next time try mace.

Also I saw a girl at a concert tonight who for some reason reminded me of you. She was Korean.

well, not really. but she looked like she could have been. I think I freaked her out staring at her trying to figure out who she reminded me of (before I settled on you). But then she gave me a mint. So I assume all was forgiven.

[noisrevni]

Actually I just mentioned to Jon I think it should be perfectly legal to jam a hole puncher through the temple of anyone who smells bad consistently so maybe I'll try that.

You shouldn't have taken that mint. It's the Korean version of the pirate black spot. I would know.

[demonic_lilith]

As with Meg, I find it hilarious that he's a douchebag and doesn't follow hygiene. I don't know if it's ironic, or fitting.

Where are you working now?