I'm pretty sure it's the black mold - the DJ of my morning discos. My bathroom rave. It has been ever-so-slowly creeping out of my light switch. I can almost hear the light yell "sike!" as it switches off right as I enter the shower. I wonder if it's
toxicIt turns out showers are much more enjoyable in the dark anyway, at least in the morning
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01. dark showers are pretty much the best kind of showers, ever. except maybe showers with other people.
02. i now feel stupidly validated for not reacting in the omg-are-you-stalking-me fashion.
03. according to the oregonian, people at the bettie ford "are classy not trashy -- breadwinners, not golddiggers."
also, they have a silly dresscode.
the end. goodnight.
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Last week I had to sidestep a guy puking all over the place just to get in the gate to the apartment complex. Classy indeed.
I no longer trust the Oregonian.
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WHAT IS YOUR NEIGHBOR'S FAVORITE SONG TO PLAY OVER AND OVER ON THE GUITAR
CHECK YES OR NO:
~~smoke on the water~~
~*stairway to heaven*~
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It's Karma Police. Over and over. Always. The bastard even sings it off-key!
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I have no idea what I wrote at the time though, ha!
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