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[nojesusfreak]

*a little too loud*

"...into the thing here? Okay. This is Levi bar Alphaeus, I mean Biff...Professor Biff? Rabbi Biff? I'll have to work on this. Anyway, I'm not here now, so leave a---"

*BEEP*

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[funnyways]

" If you believe there to be an imminent attack, I would expect you to contact the proper authorities. Such looming danger must be dealt with."