Front Butts

[nolablues]

Last night, my eyeballs experienced something truly amazing in its horrifying glory. I have never before, and will hopefully never again see the likes of a mid-forties drunk slut with stonewashed jeans and the biggest camel toe I have ever unabashedly stared at. I want to vomit and laugh at the same time just thinking about it. The whole time we

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[resolutepeasant]

They lied to us about snow on the ground for this morning! DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!!!!!!!

I want that lady.

[nolablues]

I know!!! I'm infuriated! Call me, sucker.

[ordinarymachine]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! i don't understand why people can't tell that their pants are too tight. you write the thoughts that i have but never own up to!

[nolablues]

Haha... the bad thing is, I think she wore them that tight on purpose!