kahtel = cocktail
ahnahjee = energy
moooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhlecule = molecule (it sounds like he forgets how to say the word half way through starting to say it and then remembers at the end.)
termogainameh = thermodynamics
tohwuween = toluene

it seems like all spike plays on their station is some form of CSI. i like CSI but i don't think it deserves it's own CSI channel. what other shows do they have on that station? they have manswers, probably some show about car chases/accidents, they play guy movies and then CSI CSI CSI CSI. every single time i turn it to spike its CSI. when i ( Read more... )

i started watching lost from the beginning now that they're showing it on sci fi. i have to admit, it's a great show. im hooked so far. i started watching it last season with Lysette and i would just have her fill me in as the show progressed. i had no idea what was going on and i just thought the show was dumb. i mean, i knew i probably would have ( Read more... )

i saw Boris play last night in la. they were incredible. however, what was more incredible was my girlfriends keen eye for bacon wrapped hot dog stands. we get out of the echoplex at 12:30ish and we're driving home. she spots some lady sitting down by a gas station back to the street and tells me to find a parking spot. so there we are, it's ( Read more... )

it just hit me. im moving to a place in which both chipotle AND in n out are walking distance. it is currently a 15 minute drive for both. now it's a 5 minute walk. this time next year, i will be fat and broke.

i had work at the slowest library today. on my lunch break i go down to the teachers lounge (it's an OCPL but it's shared by the ladera ranch elementary school) to get a coke out of the vending machine. i notice (after probably seeing it 15 times) that there is also a candy bar machine. i decide to try a candy bar. my candy bar cost $0.80, i put in ( Read more... )

so in my last entry you can't see it but i put these literal tags around the "i can't wait for college!" script. <.BIG FONT EXCEPT I DONT REMEMBER THE CODE FOR IT> asdfasf <./BIG FONT EXCEPT I DONT REMEMBER THE CODE FOR IT ( Read more... )

I CANT WAIT FOR COLLEGE!!!!!

seriously, summer could be over already, i don't care. COLLEGE!!!!

i just wanted to come on here to say I HATE YOU YOU STUPID FREE CREDIT REPORT.COM COMMERCIAL. FUCK YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. YOUR SONGS ARE STUPID AND ANNOYING. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE GETTING PAID MILLIONS FOR WRITING WHAT IS OBVIOUSLY THE WORST SONG ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH TO HAVE EVER EXISTED EVER MAKES ME DIE A LITTLE INSIDE EVERYTIME ( Read more... )

so my mom went to reach for something near me the other day. she accidentally grazed my stomach. she took a double take and touched it again. she then proceeded to laugh her fucking ass off. i've gained 30 pounds since the last time i weighed myself. i don't think i've weighed myself in over 2 years but still.

it's official folks, im fat.