*gets to work on
baby-proofing the house*
1.Builds gates for the stairways.
2.Spends several hours removing all items from all low tables including lamps.
3.Would cap all the outlets, but those are uncanonical, so we probably don't have any.
4.Sweeps and washes the floors thoroughly.
5.Is very glad not to have a kitty-litter box.
*collapses in