it'd be nice if you could pull me into town

[nolynching]

I roused myself early this morning and went to Santa Ana Wildlife Refuge with Javi. We walked for ninety minutes, and at the end, he saw a tick trying to nestle its nasty body in his furry leg

Comments

just.say.yes.

[missconceptions]

will you come visit me in san marcos?
will you come to my Vatos Locos party on march 5th?
and finally, will you bring me fabulous ropa finds for my birthday?

Re: just.say.yes.

[nolynching]

I would LOVE to go to your vatos locos party.
I will try very hard to pass biology. Haha.

welcome to the sisterhood.

[missconceptions]

DO IT!
really, nothing could bring me as much satisfaction
if there's one gal that can party it right, 'tis thee.

[cock_monger]

next time i see you, you better be wearing your 'uniform.'

p.s. im an idiot because i spelled next with a b.

SIMBAD

[nolynching]

what did you spell with a b?

[___99th]

freckles are so attractive.
I bet your mom's fucking hot.

[___99th]

actually, I've met her before but don't remember what see looks like. I was probably on drugs.

[nolynching]

man, I don't remember you meeting my mom. but she is hot.

[leonard4lyfe]

how does a magazine ad with sound work?

it sounds like a bad thing

[nolynching]

The ad that Justin and I discovered was about an HIV medicine. When you turn the page, a cell phone "rings" and a guy says "Hey we're at the beach, come and join us" or something gay like that (it was really a gay magazine). So there's just a crude little speaker that expels noises that are really scary if you're not expecting it.

[hotweiner]

oh like those sneaky-ass banner ads on websites that just spontaneously start talking or something, scaring the shit out of you when you least expect it... :(