Extended crazy phone daylovemykiltMay 17 2013, 07:20:11 UTC
"Hey," Priestly said. "I just wanted to let you know, I know about your evil boss's evil plans. Don't think that I don't! And if you don't side with me, it'll be all vegetables, all the time. Vegan breakfast. Tofu desserts. Celery. You have been warned."
What? The intended recipient would totally get the joke. Or, you know, pout at him for threatening celery. Either way.
"Hey, dude, it's Kenzi, I've decided: I need another job. So I'm going to work for you. Don't object yet!" Kenzi pointed into the air. "I have great food skills, I'm very personable, and I'm good at ordering people around. And I won't steal from the till, that's strictly an off-duty hobby.
"I'll be by tomorrow, we can work out the hours and benefits, 'kay? Bye!"
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... Sarah had had too many shots to prank text anyone coherently.
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"I... what? I don't think you're supposed to eat peppers that are on fire. Or feed them to another person. Is everything okay? Are you sick?"
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What? The intended recipient would totally get the joke. Or, you know, pout at him for threatening celery. Either way.
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"I'll be by tomorrow, we can work out the hours and benefits, 'kay? Bye!"
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"...who are you calling 'kid', junior? I have seen more centuries than you can name. Don't make me eat you in the not-dirty way."
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"But you're pretty, so if the dirty way is on the table..."
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