http://youtube.com/watch?v=WmMztmrb3cQ&search=god%20hates%20a%20coward

if i sell some yay, i smoke some hay

you bitches wanna throw me in pelicans bay

Hi cunts who read. I am proud to announce that today marks the end of my 72 hour battle with sever stomach cramps and sloppy anal fountain. Seriously, count every solid crap you do as a blessing from the butt god.

Here's how i got juiced: after playing a sporting round of golf on saturday afternoon, my friend and I thought we would trundle down ( Read more... )

For the first time ever i decided to check out With Honor. I was listening to "Like Trumpet" and within 1 second of the lyrics "lights out!" all the lights in my house actually went out.

Spooktacular.

catherine just itched her bum

and she said that her fingers got some stink on them

and she tried to make me smell it

and then she farted

Hey Hermano's

Eleventh He Reaches London have a song up at http://myspace.com/eleventhhereacheslondon

The song is called 'Say You See Why So' and we will be distributing it as a single from the 22nd of October

It will also appear as track 2 on our forthcoming mini-album 'The ( Read more... )

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this is fucken funny. no one is mentioning her manhood.

BUT THEY KNOW

THEY KNOW FULL WELL YOU FUCKING OUT OF PROPORTIONED CUM BAG YOU'RE HEAD IS FUCKING HUGE AND YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY HAD YOUR LEGS SURGICALLY REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH THOSE OF A 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS

FUCKING EWWWWWWWW

They wont fix my car till september. I'll pay someone to steal it and have them leave it on the railway or i'll pay their family if they drive it into the sea ( Read more... )

Well in my last entry i told a story of an old mercedes getting hit by a mini skip in the rear right end. I think Jesus must have read my story because on Wednesday i reversed into an oncoming truck and it fucken took me out hey. In the rear right as well. For those who have forgotten, i drive an old mercedes. Not for much longer tho, the Creme de ( Read more... )