There are two groteques singing Wonderwall by The Oasis directly on the outside of my window. I haven't looked at them, but i know they're thick-set with pastel shirts, buttons undone to an inappropriate degree, aftershave mingling with kebab and roseate patches of spilled lager bleeding into sweaty fabric discolorations ( Read more... )

In the corner of my Bloomsbury apartment stands a bottle of piss. It sits there proud, coloured a weak blistering yellow. I've sort of ignored it, in so much as I haven't bothered to empty it ( Read more... )

Alan Rusbridger, the editor of The Guardian newspaper, thinks that i am amongst the 'special weird children of the future ( Read more... )

god in jesus. god inside a little jesus. i feel like a turd. no, worse than that. i feel like the turd in the swimming pool, floating there, horrible, claimed by noone. one of those abandoned turds, who, having been birthed at inopportune moments, in between breatstroke and backstroke, are quickly discarded, all responsiblity-for-excretia ( Read more... )

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For every journo there comes a time when sitting blank-eyed in front of a blank screen, with a mangled cigarette hanging out of a mouth that’s twitching to the rhythm of a half-remembered synonym, loses its romantic appeal ( Read more... )

After hearing Ovule. Tom White wants me to do a laptop set with him in Pavillion Gdns. His manager Tony is looking into the feasibility of this, frankly bizarre, scheme.

hahahahah.

oh shit. should be tremendous fun.

oh. and i'm whacking up a review site, principally as an online c.v. but if people become interested perhaps it could become a little something more. Nothing ostentatious, nothing loud, just a little corner of the interweb for the louche and ponderous to ponder all things musical in nature. louchely.


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I have acceded to the demands of the automotive age and, after casting off a flimsy but long worn ideological shroud of environmental concern, booked myself up some driving lessons ( Read more... )

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