no more entries being made to this journal. sorry kids. nothing to see here. move along.

dreads are becoming more and more tempting these days. thanx a bunch supertwin! what's everyone's opinion on that? just curious.

what would i do without my kel?

so today at work someone asked me about something and my response was, "that would be great." this would be fine and normal had i not said great in the same fluously enthusiastic manner of nick. no one else seemed to notice, but i was temporarily weirded out by the incident.

thanx supertwin for the following ( Read more... )

i saw a fant photograph this afternoon. it was a kitchen counter with four labelled canisters. flour, sugar, something i don't remember and prozac. sometimes i wish we kept a backup of antidepressants around. cubic scurb.

holy shit! jay broke his brother's nose. i realize i am absolutely the last person to support violence as a means of resolving differences, but jon has been deserving of a punch to the face for years. if i had been there i would have socked him myself. three cheers for not thinking before you act ( Read more... )

i got a fluously fant new plant tonight. seneca jacobensii, or weeping jade for those not in the botanical know. i've owned 2 of this species previously, both of which suffered agonizingly horrible deaths. the first to my most evil roommate's scissors, and the second to my darling cat who smells like ass. i've decided to hang this one in my ( Read more... )

random thoughts of the evening.

- only my mother says happy easter with a bag of sweet potatoes.

- my cat smells like ass.

- i think i'm depressed, but probably i'm just tired and annoyed by my smelly cat.

- i'm not supposed to be here.

- how did mary die? a tire...hit her in the face.

flaming! let me count the ways...