I told Chris that I sometimes compose twitters in my mind that I don't actually post.

"Like what?" he asks.

I reply, "I can divide my own live in to BC and AD - Before Cup and After Diva."

"No one wants to hear about your menstrual cycle, Dawn," he says.

I KNOW! That's why I didn't post it!! I share those thoughts for you, my love. 

I have a shameful confession. I am a lazy viewer. I don't want to try to analyze subtext and try to interpret a couple of lines of dialogue and costume choices. I just want to know whether Michael Fassbender secretly wants to fuck Carey Mulligan and that's why he can't form relationships with other women ( Read more... )

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Ok, so if you have been paying attention, you would have noticed a week or two ago when I was made extremely frustrated by the fact that my professor told me to put a methodology section into my proposal document, then remove it from my paper.

Believe it or not, this story gets worse.

So I am at the oral presentation on Wednesday, and already I am ( Read more... )

So I sent an updated draft to my professor on Sunday night. It is Tuesday, and I haven't heard back from her. I am getting evermore nervous about my shiteous project, especially the fact that my oral examination/defense is a week and a day away. So I shoot her a quick note inquiring after her responses to my updated draft. "Looks great!" was her ( Read more... )

I was just talking to the moms, who was extending and invite for Easter dinner. I asked what we were having, and her reply was, "Well, traditionally people have HAM for dinner, but I know YOU don't LIKE ham...so (long pause) I'm not really sure what we're going to have ( Read more... )

I am supposed to graduate this semester, so I signed up for the last class that I need for this term. It is supposed to be collaborative time between me and my advisor, during which we're supposed to work out the what/when/how etc. of the final project. I was just looking back at my calendar, and I started attempting to contact my advisor on ( Read more... )

For about the last year, I have been eating a Weight Watchers Berries and Cream muffin almost every morning for breakfast. I realized that they would sell out quicker than some of the other flavors, so I would buy four or five boxes at a time and freeze them. Yes, I've tried the other flavors. I don't like them. I like the Berries and Cream ones. ( Read more... )

It was 70 degrees on Thursday. It is snowing.