Circa: About a year ago ( Read more... )

E: Loud thunder! (scared ( Read more... )

You know that part in Teen Wolf, when Michael J. Fox turns into a werewolf suddenly during basketball practice, and no one calls the authorities, or freaks out, or tries to shoot him, or anything, they just all think it's really awesome and take him out for pizza and drinks?

I wish life were more like that. 

 
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Observations:

- Portals, it seems, are living ethereal creatures, like invisible clouds, that exist on two planes. They absorb and break you, or anything, down to absorb your energy, which is their life-food. Then they excrete you, recomposed, but with less energy, somewhere else. So, while it's relatively safe to pass inanimate objects through ( Read more... )

Jeremy is up against over 300 other hopefuls for a lead role in a feature-length action film with Jino Kang, a pretty legendary martial artist/actor. You should make clappy best of luck-well-wishy pray-time for him.

Baby, I wanna love you like a Land Lobster.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Howe_Island_phasmid#Anatomy_and_behaviour

I dropped my bowl while making macaroni.

There was no cheese (powder) yet, so that's good, at least.

But.

It broke.

I had two, should someday someone ever come over, and eat macaroni with me.

Now there's only one.

J: Well, the camera angle was obscure, you could've been using your teeth, like a Cat-Woman. Or maybe a Rabbit Woman ( Read more... )

This is what "The Punisher" should have been.