A quote: "Oh, come on, really!"

Jesse: Could you smash a coffee cup with your bare hands?

Jeremy: Well, I can smash the hopes and dreams of a child with but a word, so why not?

Some kid, a little boy walking with his mom on the street today when I was walking to the gym saw me with my hands wrapped and wearing my red hoodie, and he made swaying motions like he was a boxer, so as he passed I punched him, hard, in the head. Then his mom started flippin' out so I gave her a solid uppercut to the vajayjay ( Read more... )

"SuperBad?" More like "SuperGOOD." Yeah.

- This movie is just one big perpetual cumshot in the face -

So, today is Wednesday, and as fellow dorks know, Wednesday is new comics day (at least 'round here it is) and so I started my day by picking up arrivals. Then I went to have lunch at a nearby restaurant while reading, as usual ( Read more... )

"But I can see you
your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got your hair combed back
and your sunglasses on
And I can tell you
my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone"

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Y'know, I heard that when they shoot her music videos, they put peanut butter on Amy Winehouse's gums to get her to do the lip-synch.

I was crossing the street just now headed back to the hotel with a box of pizza when suddenly a girl ran from across the street and up to me ( Read more... )