Have you ever actually listened to the lyrics to "Walk on the Wild Side" by Lou Reed? The entire song is about sucking dick for drugs. And they play it on the oldies station. WTF?

So. XXX-mas was uneventful, but fun. did a lot of sleeping. my date with ginger was cool, but it's probably a bad thing if, two hours before your date with a chick, she posts a huge myspace blog about how she's totally done with men and never wants to date again. So i kinda felt like she felt obligated to go with me. But we had a nice time anyway. ( Read more... )

Guy ..1: Dude, you're fat as shit and getting balder by the minute, you really need to lock her in ( Read more... )

So yesterday morning, I told Laurie about my date. Then last night I checked my email, and found this little gem, from Sandra (the mexican ( Read more... )

So Jessica is in town. We went to dinner last night, it was nice. Sadly for her, she's come down with a terrible cold. Poor kid ( Read more... )

1) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water ( Read more... )

um, so yeah, i live in a mansion now. pics coming soon...

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Hi there. I'm an on-air personality. You know, after a tough day shooting my hit television series, "The State," there's nothing I enjoy more than having some unprotected sex. Not only do those orgasms feel teriffic, but afterwards, I fall right to sleep. Hey, it's better than taking pills! Just kidding. And when it's unprotected sex, hey man ( Read more... )

list five strange habits of yours! then tag five people to do the same ( Read more... )