nonphenomenal99: you know what happens to guys like me in prison?!
PattyStarSpoink: you said you liked anal
nonphenomenal99: touche
nonphenomenal99: i'm taking that out of context and posting it on my myspace

So, as you all know, Mustache May has drawn to a close. This is only one of the reasons I decided to shave "The Ditka," as I have lovingly referred to it over the past few weeks. Other reasons include: every time I drink something, it gets in the mustache; the mustache tickles my nose constantly; it itches; 103 degrees is not "mustache weather;" ( Read more... )

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What song are you listening to? "Hounds of Love" by Kate Bush ( Read more... )

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So I got my drums. I guess I'm like, totally awesome n' shit.

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i've kind of been in a funk. andrea isn't talking to me for some reason, sandra hates me, laurie turned out to be a dick, ginger's always busy, and amber is always at work, so i've just been sitting around, doing nothing but watching Curb Your Enthusiasm. I decided I am totally going to be Larry David from now on. Plus, i think i'm starting to lose ( Read more... )

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