let me take a moment here to tell you a little bit about my “new car”. it has a maximum speed of 85 mph. that is usually the speed i go coming off exits. and i drive on interstates everyday... the joy i once found in driving is completely crippled dead and mutilated. the seat doesn't even pull up enough for me to comfortably reach the pedals. ( Read more... )

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the best part about going to basketball games in chester is seeing a "BUMP" sign next to a speedbump with the words "in you ass" scrawled underneath. i love earth.

so I was walking along and noticed a spiderweb (this is a true story by the way). I looked closer and I saw there was a lightning bug caught in it. I happen to be a fan of lightning bugs, so I decided to save it. the spider was already beginning to wrap the lightning bug up in a cocoon, and you could tell the bug was afraid for his life. ( Read more... )