An old lady lost her balance whilst sitting down when the train moved, and fell onto my lap.

"How many women just throw themselves at you, eh?" she asked ( Read more... )

Every time I leave an inch of Dr Pepper in the bottle, and put it back in the fridge so I don't have to take the empty bottle out to the bin... every time I leave one bottle of beer in the crate so I don't have to flatten it and throw it out... it's only myself that loses out in the end :(

My ulcers are still killing me every time I eat or talk or

What a boring evening. Every fucker went out tonight. Even my mum's been at the pub since half 5.

Damn you, social bears!

I'm rather tired. Getting up at 9am after 4 hours sleep makes me sad.
Having 2 mouth ulcers that have been rubbing on my teeth all day makes me sad.

Annoyed? Slightly ( Read more... )

"What happened to that plant?" cried mother. It'd been dug up.

"No idea!" I replied, chuckling, hiding these photos:


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Ill ill iiiilll. Horrible cold. :( Fed up.

Now, if you don't mind, I shall go and enjoy my peanut butter and jam sandwiches in bed, on my lonesome.

Goodnight fuckers.

What a horrible day.

My train sickness on the train to uni was near the worst it's ever been. Only a few stops in I felt like I wanted to throw up, and I was going to get off at the next station, but I felt like if I got up I'd pass out.

An hour of this.Once at uni, and I'd stopped my head spinning and legs wobbling, I spent a good hour ( Read more... )

Wow, what a fantastic day!

No.. wait... not 'fantastic', the other thing.

FUCK YOU FRIDAY

Now I shall go and try to fix my glasses, whose lenses have just flown out in an attempt to make me just that little bit more fed up.

Back to uni on Friday ( Read more... )