[Drabble] Eggs Benedickt

[noonaofdarkness]

Title: Eggs Benedickt
Pairing: Baekhyun/Chanyeol
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack-ish, romance-ish.
Length: 2k
Summary: Baekhyun is a brunch enthusiast. Chanyeol is a waiter who likes to plate food inappropriately. Aka, breakfast with a free side of penis jokes.

Comments

[lazyscrawls]

ohmygod i am speechless

[noonaofdarkness]

I hope you mean that in the wow chelsea, what an impressively dirty mind you have way and not the omg why did i read this? way.

though if it's a mix of both, i totally understand. ;)

(thank you for reading ^^)

[parchmentnerd]

This is literally the best thing I couldve woken up to this morning! Omg this is so hilarious and Kyungsoo very nearly stole my heart with:

"But, if you don’t talk to him today, I’m never brunching with you again. I don’t care how you do it; exchange numbers, plan a date, you could even take him up on the offer to try his special sauce in the back for all I care, but goddammit do something before he goes full dick-in-a-box on us and I’m scarred for life."

Also, this line was the most adorable thing, I swear my heart burst from feels:

“Maybe. But you kept passing by in the mornings, and I started to wonder if you preferred chocolate chips or blueberries on your pancakes."

I love this fic. thank you so much for this^^

(P.s I will also say that it is VERY unusual to read about putting red or green chilie on your burrito, because I thought that was only something asked where I live. Ive never had anyone else ask me in other states. It made me really happy to see this.^-^)

[noonaofdarkness]

where i'm from originally, green chili was required. then in ny you couldn't find it anywhere. but since this is my fantasy world, ALL BURRITOS WILL BE SMOTHERED. yes, good.

burritos aside, thank you for leaving such a nice comment. I'm glad the fic kicked off your morning in a good way. I also, very much adore kyungsoo -- he get's shit done, like a good friend should.

thank you for readddinnngggg ^^

[lylysouz]

I read that in my bed (it's 12AM in Paris right now mind you) and I had to be careful not to laugh too loud. As you can imagine I royally failed. I couldn't stop laughing. Please, if you ever had doubts about your crack-full-of-innuendos writing skills then relax. You did wonderful. Hahahhah

I can only wish you would write even more in the future ! Hahha

[noonaofdarkness]

teehee. I'm glad it made someone laugh. I manically wrote this at 3am -- and when you're that tired, everything is hilarious. So i'm relieved to know some of it actually might have been funny to someone.

who knows what will happen the next time i have trouble sleeping~

thank you for reading and commenting!

[read0write]

hahahahah that's so cute and funny
hahahahaha chanyeol definitely got creative :P

[noonaofdarkness]

he's a crafty man indeed. i wish i could think of more penis foods for him to make.

alas.

thank you for reading <3

[charliebnim]

i laughed more then i should on this xD

[noonaofdarkness]

:D i'm glad! yayyy dirty jokes.

thanks for reading ^^