I have too much time on my hands... I found this in one of my old files from high school, and even though it was an email forward, it's still pretty funny...

25 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW:

1.  If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2.  Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3.  Going to church/ ( Read more... )

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According to our patron saint Linus Van Pelt, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the most sincere pumpkin patch on Halloween and then flies through the air to deliver toys to all the good little children in the world ( Read more... )

After a short evening of attempting to create an original Halloween martini drink to bestoy upon friends (if I see them or if they come up here around Halloween), I decided to record my orginial "me" drink for posterity and possible copywrite protection.  Not that I'm sure it hasn't been done before, or doesn't exist elsewhere.  If it does, please ( Read more... )

You Are a Zombie
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I've come to the stark realization the last time I was actually happy was a year ago this weekend. And since... it's all gone downhill. Not that anything was too high to begin with, but... Perhaps it would not be as bad if I had something to look forward to besides decorating a back porch for Halloween. But instead I have student loans, a degrading ( Read more... )

This past weekend, my parents decided to take a trip to Fort Ticonderoga.  We stayed in Lake George, which is a lovely tourist trap complete with... a haunted house.  My brother and I were the only two brave enough to go in, and it was really cool...  The back story concerns (and I know I've heard of this plot in a horror movie somewhere) a mad Dr ( Read more... )

*insert silent scream here*

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