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[noonecanhurtyou]

Now I know I'm not a bastion of worldy knowledge when it comes to functional relationships, but seriously guys, if you want to get in your lady's pants, screaming, "When I think of you I don't want to think of you with cum on your face!" on a crowded subway is so NOT the way to accomplish that goal (especially if she was just relaying a funny story

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[nadawi]

See, I thought it was love when they thought of you and they wanted to imagine cum on your face.

[noonecanhurtyou]

I *KNOW*, right?!