no no, literal feces.

[noonecanhurtyou]

My radiator has seriously smelled like a baby's diaper for nigh on two days now.

My paranoia's getting the best of me, and I fear my ruemate may have deduced my true feelings about her and her infinite barrage of questions.

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[deadsailor]

Oh that's just terrible. We'll definitely be coming back to my place for the after-party.

[noonecanhurtyou]

I'm bout it, bout it, yo.
I'm also down for anything misshapen chaos and all.
Hit me up, you know my tune.
Let's make this shit happen!

[soundofwaves]

!!!

[noonecanhurtyou]

On the real, dog.
I've poked around it with a flashlight and there's no physical evidence. I'm flabbergasted. Juniper candles can't even mask the scent (and omg poo + berries is somehow worse that poo on it's own). I can't think she's clever enough to concoct some ethereal scent (you know, given her penchant for misunderstanding the dynamics of corkscrews), but I just can't for the life of me postulate anything else.