ANY student, faculty, or staff caught intentionally or unintentionally trampling, picking, smashing, cutting, eating or otherwise the campus' landscaping will be subject to DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
So WATCH YOUR STEP, PLANT-HATERS. We're watching. And we've got a BIG SIGN that says "STAY OFF THE GRASS AND DON'T EAT THE FLOWERS".
Do, are you coming soon? I need more pills. And I can't get my tie to tie right. And I think the rats in the walls are back, even though I TOLD that gap-toothed idiot to put out traps.
Sometimes I wonder if Ener The Dean isn't bleeding into my own conciousness. Why else would I be typing in an online journal such as this instead of fucking that boy senseless
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