Astoundingly its been over two years since I've written a word. Not much is new, kellie and I are happy. I bought a '37 chevy pick up that I have to fix up. I also bought a carnivorous frog which has teeth and eats mice. I work 60 hours a week in an ambulance. And I have enough money to buy anything I want. The only thing I need to get better at ( Read more... )

So, I wanted to write. I'm not a little emo bitch though so you can't "really" know what’s going on so If you though this was going to be a worth while read. . .get over it, and stop reading; you’re going to be sorely disappointed. As anyone who reads this already knows, because you’re already a close personal friend of mine. . .I was a man whore, ( Read more... )

somtimes I get bitten by the ( photo bug )

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You Have a Master Sexual Vocabulary
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Wow, I haven't really posted anything here for. . .uh, well its been a really really long time; in any case I think it is about time for a new post ( Read more... )

I have added to the depth of my struggle to rid the world of the lazy-fuck layabout plants. I've started the assault on those fuck-a-ducks. I've begun my primary attack as outlined in a former briefing. I took up smoking to kill tobacco plants, i think everyone should, cause the faster we smoke 'em the faster they die. I pick as many flowers as i ( Read more... )

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