IRELAND, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[norahrose]

Two hours. In two hours my parents will be picking me up and I will be on my way to Ireland

Comments

[grotzoro]

Y-Not 3 karaoke!?!?! Is it every Thursday? How was I not consulted about this pressing matter?

[norahrose]

Yeah! It's excellent. You have to go.

[thefuckingvold]

i second evan's emotion.

[norahrose]

Like every true hero, I will humbly but assuredly kick his ass. And then I will smoke and pretend that that happens every day.

Wait! It does happen every day.

but!

[saaramyrene]

how will you take care of spot? he's going to be waiting for you to arrive daily starting on the 26th. he's been talking about it for weeks.

hm. or maybe it was the 27th.

Re: but!

[norahrose]

Oh, I'll be back in time for that. I'm hoping to stay in Milwaukee after I get back from Ireland, but the cell phone is way too tempting. I'm getting lusty already.

Re: but!

[saaramyrene]

yeah, new cell phone. will she get you one of those ultra-teeny ones with the phone and the built-in butler?

tell them i said hey and have a great time!*

*warranted exclamation point.

oh!

[saaramyrene]

and happy ireland!

when you get back (and/or i get back), you really need to start calling me again, lest my feelings become hurt.

Re: oh!

[norahrose]

Oh, I definitely will. I've just been afraid of tempting you to smoke. Not so worried about that anymore, though, what with the smoking and getting sick thing.

Re: oh!

[saaramyrene]

see, here's the thing: people think they're being helpful and not tempting me and stuff (this applies to you and to other people, to cigarettes and other drugs), but what actually happens is that it seems like i'm being avoided by person x or y due to my non-consumption of drug z. it turns into a whole gigantic thing. all you fuckers just need to quit being nice. it's my job to say no, not yours.

Re: oh!

[norahrose]

Alright. Being nice is so tiring. I need my Saara.