I slurped up half of fucking Long Island last night.

It kicked my ass.

Funny pictures, though.

Right now I'm waiting for Dixie to call so we can begin drinking. Amanda says that she and her crew are gonna be at Landmark, so it'll be good to see them. See, I promised my friend Edward I'd buy him birthday drinks, but I have no idea whether he'll show up or not ( Read more... )

I'm onto my third bag of Doritos since I started work at 2. I really have to learn to pace myself - I'm going to be out after this bag and I work till 7 ( Read more... )

Wow. My apartment is a fucking sty. I really need to fix that. Will I actually fix it? Maybe. I hate cleaning ( Read more... )

i've got to stop being honest. just stop. i think i'm hurting people that don't deserve it at all. i've just been speaking my mind lately, saying whatever i've got, and that's not a good thing ( Read more... )

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I have to go to work soon. Ugh.

( Thing I took from Evie. )

I'm drunk. Things from tonight ( Read more... )