Seriously, people, check this shit out. Wevan has infected me with alpaca-love.

Vold left me another hilarious voicemail last night. Why don't more people leave me drunken messages?

Grease is on right now. Ever notice how at the beginning - you know, when Danny and Sandy are really happy together - they are only depicted as running around the beach not talking? Well, until they say goodbye, at least. Maybe that's the key to successful relationships: don't fucking talk ( Read more... )

My mom just emailed me telling me that my dog's heart is failing ( Read more... )

I got incredibly drunk last night. Somewhere near midnight, I got a message from Mary Beth saying that at midnight she was to ring in her 21st birthday but had no one to ring in said birthday with. Since I had just finished all the beer in my apartment, I figured her timing to be immaculate. The two of us headed over to Axel's. People kept buying ( Read more... )

You know, I used to be so eloquent. Well, at least my version of eloquent. I'm not anymore. What happened to me?

In other news, I hate the Oscars.

Saara started a community to talk about how stupid I am! See it here: iheartnorahrose. And since I am a dumbass, it fits well.

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As most of you know, Saara and I are taking part in Skin, a story written entirely in tattoos. We got our words from the author a month or two ago and hadn't gotten our tattoos yet - until yesterday. I've never gotten a tattoo before and I was absolutely terrified, so Saara held my hand and talked to me the entire time (which, they say, lasted 10 ( Read more... )

I am watching Judging Amy right now and there's this goth guy being tried for murder. He looks silly in that TV-depiction-of-goths sort of way - you know, his hair all spiky, various piercings, symbols drawn on his forehead and painted all white-like. I was staring at him and he looked so familiar. His voice had this bizarre cadence that I knew too ( Read more... )

( The book quiz and country quiz, one of which is rather accurate and the other is just amusing. )