So I was discussing with Norah how within the last week I've had the phone here disconnected for a few days, and almost got the internet shut off, all on account of I didn't get around to sending the checks out.
And Norah says, "Do you think it has anything to do with the heavy drinking?"
And I say, "Pffffff, don't be silly."

I promised Norah I would make something for her. So this seemed like the most appropriate place to post it.

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Norah's cool and shouldn't have to put up with anybody giving her any kinda bullshit. If there's anybody giving her bullshit, they oughta knock it the fuck off right the fuck now. I'm not joking.

In any event, another reason that Norah rules is that she refers to me as "Mr. the Jerk". Shit like that kicks ass.

Watch out, hippies. There's detergent and high pressure water in your future.

I heart Norah even though she's dead wrong about "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".

You heard me.

i heart norahrose because she doesn't get mad at for me calling and leaving stupid drunk messages on her cellphone all the time.

she thinks they're funny sometiems, even.

that's bragable.

Norah is stupid because she doesn't like my band. She said so.

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This is embarrassing for me, but I've never made out with Norah. I've seen her make out with countless others and stood there wondering when my day was finally going to come ( Read more... )