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Actually, I can't stop listening to Fresh Prince & DJ Jazzy Jeff and playing Puzzle Fighter.

Summer, summer, summertime!

I sold that unicorn wig to a lesbian latina burlesque stripper named Sandranita and she is going to use it for an act with something about a white pvc suit with a ripaway bra and she's going to make a unicorn tail and wear a pony gag thing. She told me something about a past performance where she finger-fucks a unicorn pinata, so this should be ( Read more... )

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My mom won't stop talking to me about her "dance partners."

I'm trying this new thing where I'm not so down on everything and everyone and the human race all of the time. It's difficult, just like when your mom told you not to say anything at all if you couldn't say anything nice. Now I am very silent, very often ( Read more... )

My bus-i-ness is killing me. I hope my student loan goes through so I don't croak.

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Every day, I become a little more black AND a little more white trash.

No, really, though, I am actually obsessed with Bone Thugz. The musicality of it all is amazing...and I don't even smoke weed! Every day I try to get my majesticizing in, and Bone Thugz help me to do that. I love them.

Just wait'll you see my dick--hey, bitch, wait'll you see my dick.

I'm a beat that pussy up.

Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up.