GAHHHHHHHH ( Read more... )

Why do diaper companies market their diapers directly to the baby? E.g. "It hugs your body..."

If I was Alex Trebek
And I had a girl
I'd name her Rebecca
And force her to live in Tribeca

My dad often accuses me of being cynical... but who can blame me. It's often said that I'm really my father's son (i.e., I'm a carbon copy of him... pretty true, but not entirely)... I mean, look at what he had the luxury of living through... the beatles, the stones, cream, etc... ALL of the bands I listen to when they were fresh and exciting! ( Read more... )

Alright, so flash back to Grade 10 or 11, high school nonetheless. I'm watching late night TV and this commercial for the Mormon church comes on. La di da, I don't care. At the end though, something catches my attention. Sign up online and receive a free Book of Mormon! My sleep deprived, adolescent mind busts out a treacherous scheme ( Read more... )

Here you go, Sylvia. I said I'd do it, and I did it - I wrote into the Gill Deacon show and complained. They say they read every comment... but I bet it's some unpaid intern who gives out stock responses. Oh well ( Read more... )

This just in: Technology can bow down and call me master

Oh my god... I am so disappointed ( Read more... )

Woo, so I applied for my POSts -- I'm a double major in History and Latin (Latin should really be called Roman History and Latin, since anything beyond second year is reading sources in Latin ( Read more... )

Oh the straight dope... will they ever learn ( Read more... )